The Mysterious G.S. Ball

[kairi]

Note: I'm not the orignal owner of this fic, but I had permission to take over it as the owner said they couldn't write it anymore.

Past Owner: Pikachu1
New Owner: me, Kairi or Eternal Pikachu, what I'm known as on Fanfiction.net

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Chapter#1

Its been five years since we’ve seen Ash , Misty and Brock and also Pikachu now Ash is fifteen and so is Misty and Brock is almost an adult he is twenty. Ash is now competing in the "Neo League". He has to get fourteen badges to compete in the league. Now let the story begin. As our heroes are walking to there next big challenge we see Ash pulling up his shirt sleeve.

What could he be looking at? It’s Professor Oaks latest invention the "PokGear" it looks like a watch but it is actually a device used to contact other trainers to plan Pokémon battles. "Hello is anybody there? Gary you there?" Ash stop playing with your dumb toys and gadgets! Be quiet Misty Im trying to make a phone call! "After five years they’re still at it !" Brock said to himself .What was that you dufuss? as she hit Brock over the head. "Hello Gary" Hey well you snooze yah loose I’ve already got two Neo Badges. So do you want to have a battle later on? "Sure" Ash said. As our heroes continued there journey they saw a strange figure in the trees. It was the bird Ash saw at the beginning of his Pokémon journey. "Dexter analyze" Houou the psychic/ flying Pokémon. This is rarely seen and one of a kind no further data known. "Masterball go!" Ash cried"…Yes!!! we got Houou! Pika pika!

Phone call phone call ring ring! There goes your stupid beeper again Ash! "Will you shut up Misty gosh why does a stupid ***** have to follow me around I’m not getting you a stupid bike! Hello Ash how is your Pokémon journey coming along? Oh hi Professor Oak my Pokémon journey is doing great and guess what? I just caught a Legendary bird! Who Articuno, Zapdos or Moltres? Oak asked. Nope its Houou the extremely rare Pokémon Ash said. "Houou wow I haven’t heard about that Pokémon for about fifty years that’s amazing where did you find it? "In the woods it just flew out of a tree." "Well I have to be going now Professor bye!" So Prof. Oak said he hadn’t heard that name in fifty years. Ash said. Hey Ash I read in this in the Neo Trainers Guide that you have to get fourteen badges to compete in the Neo league! Brock said. Fourteen duh as Ash fell onto the ground. Well I can get those badges if Pikachu is with me so how about it Pikachu are you with me? Pika Pika! So Brock whats the first badge I have to get? Ash asked puzzled. Ah I read it’s the "Sky Badge" only three Pokémon can fight and it has to be Bird type Pokémon. Brock answered. So I got a Pidgeot and a Houou but I need another where will I get one? Ash asked. Why don’t you look up your ass Ash! You might find some weird and unearthly things in there because you never wipe it after taking a crap! Misty chuckled. Then Ash let out Charizard and told him to use Flamethrower on Misty but Charizard used it on Ash! Stop fighting Ash and Misty its starting to be pathetic and your always starting it Misty cause of your stupid bike! Brock said. Now where could I start looking for another Bird type Pokémon?

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Chapter#2

"Hey Ash to bad you didn’t catch that Fearow at the time Pidgeotto evolved". Misty chuckled. "Well your just a ***** Misty!" "Oh yah if I’m a ***** you can shove your head up your but you ugly freak!" Misty yelled. Stop fighting you guys we have to look for another bird type of Pokémon. Brock interrupted. Yah I guess we could stop fighting…for now. Said Ash sarcastically. Now Ash is in the Neo forest looking for another bird type Pokémon as he and his friends are walking on the path they see a trainer trying to catch a Pokémon. This Pokémon is a undiscovered specie. "Whats that?" Ash said in astonishment. "Ladybah" the lady bug Pokmon, this Pokémon usually travels around in sworms around big forests and rarely seen. "Pokball ball go!" The trainer yelled. It was a catch! "You sure are pretty Miss whats your name?" Brock said with goo goo eyes. Gee is there ever a time when Brocks hormones don’t kick in? Misty sassed. Oh hello are you Pokémon trainers? The trainer questioned. "Yes they all replied". So did you see my wonderful catch? Oh and by the way my name is Agatha. "Agatha that rings a bell to me hey your one of the Elite Four aren’t you?" Ash asked. "Why yes I am one of the Elite Four I am the psychic Pokémon Master!" "I am Ash Ketchum from the town of Pallet and these are my friends Misty, Brock and of course Pikachu!" Pika pika! "I challenge you to a Pokémon Match Agatha?" Your on! Agatha shouted. "It will be three on three match ok Ash?" Right. Ash yelled. Pokémon go! Pikachu I choose you! Ash yelled. And I will choose Gengar go! Agatha shouted. "Gengar use your psywave now! Agatha yelled. "Pikachu confuse Gengar with your agility! Ash cried. Pikachu easily went around Gengar and confused him. "Gengar use your hypnosis now!" Agatha shrieked. "You’re finished!" Ash yelled. "Pikachu thunderwave now!" Within an instant Gengar was paralyzed and fainted from Pikachu’s high voltage. "I’ll call it quits right now because I have to heal Gengar right away at the Pokémon Center just up the road and if you need a place to stay there is also a hotel there so I guess I’ll see you around Ash maybe in a Pokémon League that for sure will be a better match Bye!" As Agatha ran off. "So Ash lets go stay at the hotel because its getting dark and me and Brock and Pikachu are tired and hungry" Misty said. Next we find our starving heroes in the Pokémon center Ash stuffing his face with Ice cream, Misty shoving chocolate crapes down her throat and brock well who knows what he’s doing. "Hey Nurse Joy you sure are pretty!" Brock said in astonishment. "After five years you still haven’t found a girlfriend!" Misty laughed. "Hey but out." Brock yelled. "Hey Nurse Joy do you now where you can find any bird type Pokémon?" Ash questioned. "Ahh did you check the Neo forest?" Nurse Joy asked. "No I didn’t check because it was getting dark out." Ash replied. "Well there are Otachi’s and Hoho’s in there!" Joy said. "Otachi’s Hoho’s what are they?" Ash questioned. "Well their bird and flying type, Otachi is a Raccoon/flying type and Hoho is a Owl/flying type." Nurse Joy replied. "Oh I’ll just check there in the morning then, so are these Pokémon new specie because I never heard of them but I have the Pokmon, Hinoroarshi, Chikolita and Waninoko they are Fire,grass and water type Pokémon." Ash said. " You guys better get to sleep and Pikachu I’ll heal him up in a jiffy so just go up to your hotel rooms and I’ll see you in the morning!" Nurse Joy said cheerfully. " well goodnight Pikachu." Ash bided. Pika pii. "Hey Ash lets play a little prank on Misty tonight heres what we’ll do. We will right a letter saying "Sorry Misty but me and Brock have left because we can’t stand you any longer! And we also took all of your Pokémon including Togechick and also your suspenders bye!" So Ash what we’ll do is give nurse Joy her Pokémon and we’ll hide her suspenders under the bed, and we’ll go get groceries early in the morning k?" Brock told Ash. 9 hours later

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Misty shrieked. "Where are my suspenders that’s what keeps my clothes on!" Misty cried. "And My Pokmon where are they? Togechick where are you?" Misty yelled. "I bet Ash and Brock are behind this?" misty questioned herself. "Hello room service your clothes Miss a pink sports string sweater and Blue short jeans and your back pack style of purse with your Pokmon in it." The maid yelled. "My clothes what clothes?" Misty asked. "The ones your friends ordered for you." The maid replied. "Oh the S.O.B.S Ash and Brock how kind!" Misty said. "Oh and they also ordered you this bra and underwear because they said you never wore those" The maid chuckled. " So I never wear a bra and underwear well Ash and Brock are going to get it!" Mist laughed. As Misty and goes downstairs she finds Ash and Brock laughing in the lobby! "Hey Brock, Ash where are my normal clothes?" Misty questioned. "Well we kind of, we kind of … gave them away!" Brock and Ash replied. "What why did you do that you retards?" Misty yelled. "Because you haven’t changed your style of clothes for a long time, and your fashion sense sucks!" Brock sassed. "OHH MY FASHION SENSE SUCKS DOES IT?" (As Misty hit Brock over the head with a two by four!) "Ahh sorry to interrupt but Ash aren’t you supposed to be looking for another bird type of Pokmon?" Nurse Joy asked. "Oh yah I better get to that Neo Forest Here I come, ready Pikachu?" Pika chuu!…

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Odd, but good. XD